I
had long (incorrectly) believed that famed scientist George Washington Carver
was the man who invented peanut butter, but apparently that is not the case.
While Carver did do a lot of work with peanuts, the first patent for peanut
butter was issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal in 1884. Edson, a
chemist, reportedly concocted peanut butter for people who had trouble chewing
solid food. So there you go. I just don’t know why this guy wasn’t more famous.
Someone should have given him a medal. Or perhaps he should be on our currency. Surely the invention of peanut butter is as praiseworthy as anything Alexander Hamilton did.
Even
though National Peanut Butter Day won’t come around until January 24th
of next year, now’s as good a time as any to celebrate and enjoy one of
humanity’s great achievements by preparing peanut butter on an apple slice or fixing a peanut butter
sundae or just chowing down on a plain old peanut butter sandwich. And don’t forget to tip your
hat to old Marcellus while you partake in this food of the gods, because I shudder to think where our society would be without it.
Oldies Corner
While
the vast majority of my favorite songs fall somewhere between two minutes and
six minutes in duration, I can recognize that sometimes you don’t need that much time to get your point across. (See all those great early Angry Samoans songs
that were like 30 seconds each.) Lo-fi heroes Guided by Voices have always been
quite adept at distilling a melody down to its most essential parts, putting it
on tape, and then moving on to the next one. Nowhere does the band do that
better than on “Pimple Zoo” from the 1995 album Alien Lanes. Clocking in at just about 40 seconds, it may be, per
second, my favorite song of all time. I used to get frustrated that the song
didn’t carry on just a bit longer, but now I can say I think it’s fine just the
way it is. See for yourself (it won’t take very long):
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