Instead,
for the next three weeks, why not talk about the upcoming Summer Olympics? The
quadrennial event, which officially kicks off Friday evening (27 July), brings everyone
on the planet together (at least, theoretically and temporarily), so it should
be a topic that just about any citizen of the world can chime in on. If you’re
like me, you’ve spent the last few weeks tracking American qualifying events in
swimming, overloading your brain on BBC America programming, and ‘picking up
the pace’ while you jog around the neighborhood envisioning yourself on the way
to a podium and a blaring “Star-Spangled Banner.” But if you’re not as into the Games as I am, fear
not. Just drop some of these fun Olympic facts into a conversation and you’ll
be able to make fast friends (or lovers) with whomever you converse. (Results
may vary):
- The 2012 Summer Olympic
Games are based in London, which is a city in England, which is part of
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which is located
to the northwest of the European Continent. Athletes from this nation will
be identified as representing only “Great Britain” when competing, but
don’t let that fool you—a few Northern Irish folks may be mixed in there
as well.
- This Olympiad will be the
third hosted by London (the others being in 1908 and 1948), making the
English capital the first city to hold three modern Games. (Take that, Athens).
- Speaking of Greece, they
actually came up with the idea for this whole thing, long before the
modern Olympics began in 1896. The first real Olympiad is said to have taken
place in 776 B.C. at Olympia (and appear to have continued there until 394
A.D. when Christian rulers grew weary of all the pagan-loving going on). There
were three other Pan-Hellenic sporting contests (the Pythian, Nemean, and
Isthmian Games), but the Games at Olympia were the most important on the
calendar, which is why they were the basis for the modern games when they
were resurrected in the late 19th century. Much of the new
formulation of the Olympics hearkened back to the idea of opposing city-states
(later, countries), laying down arms, peacefully competing against each
other in athletic pursuits.
- There is no evidence that beach
volleyball was part of the program during the ancient Games. The majority
of the early events were foot races of different lengths, though sports
like wrestling and boxing were later added.
- A leaked music playlist for
Friday’s Opening Ceremony includes The Beatles, The Stones, Bowie, Queen,
Zeppelin, The Who, Duran Duran, Oasis, Adele, MIA, and Coldplay, which
appears to be the United Kingdom’s way of telling the world, “You may beat
us on the track and in the pool, but you will never beat us in music that
gets overplayed on the radio.”
- In the 2008 Beijing Olympics, the United States took home the most medals overall (110), while host country China won the most gold medals (51). The total medal count should once again be tight between these two countries, which will hopefully not sour Sino-American relations (apparently they make a lot of our stuff).
- At these Games, more than
10,000 athletes will represent 205 countries, which is actually a figure more
than there are members of the United Nations (193).
- Newly formed South Sudan has
not yet established a National Olympic Committee (understandable), so its
lone athlete will compete in track and field independently under the
Olympic flag.
- For an ‘off-beat’ course for
your conversation, look to handball, BMX biking, judo, trampoline, women’s
boxing (first-time event), or the original ‘alt’-est sport of all, Table
Tennis (aka “Ping Pong”).
- While the International
Olympic Committee has yet to include American Football (shame) and it has
recently eliminated baseball from its program, you can still cheer on American
professional athletes like LeBron, Kobe, and Kevin Durant as the U.S.
Men’s Basketball team looks to take gold once again, so long as they don’t
get tripped up by Spain or Argentina. Some are saying this squad might be as
impressive of a collection of talent as the 1992 Dream Team. I’m not
holding my breath—just call me when they beat somebody by more than 68
points.
- Sixteen-time medalist Michael
Phelps will be likely finishing up his Olympic swimming career at these
Games, but he should be pushed by fellow American Ryan Lochte to take home
buckets of gold yet again. The two will swim head-to-head (not literally,
it’s more like arm-to-arm, or lane-to-lane?) in the 200-meter and 400-meter
individual medleys. “Even the water won’t be able to cool off this heated
rivalry,” says some terrible television commentator sometime in the next
two weeks.
- Women’s soccer (football to
the rest of the world) also looks to be a bright spot for the U.S., as the
squad will attempt to capture its third straight Olympic gold medal,
making the fact that the men’s team couldn’t even qualify for the Games even
more pathetic.
- On the track, Usain Bolt of Jamaica will attempt to win both the 100- and 200-meter races for the second time, and retain his title as ‘the fastest man in the world.’ I have no jokes to add; this guy is just ridiculously fast.
USA uniforms made in China....I'm sticking with that one.
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